Days Thirty One thru Thirty Seven

Yes we are back; Mark and I have both been in hibernation this pass week, not together I should add. We are feeling refreshed and raring to go so you may actually get some blog posts on a daily basis. I am not going to go back over the whole of the last week but just make a few general observations or I will be here forever and need another rest.

So where to start, to be honest I have no idea so lets go with GET LAURA OUT, she has to be our evictee tonight, in Mark's words she is " a fat, food munching freak!", I would just say she is a fat lazy cow, thinks she knows everything but knows nothing bitch.

Poor Charley did so well this week with her task and then blew it at the end, its such a shame, we were almost beginning to see a new side of her, but what pleasure when they all had the party and Charley was left locked away all on her own.

As for Liam in his leather gear, the look on Gerry's face was a picture, if he and Liam had been in a room alone who knows what would have happened. Mark has a very similar outfit, if you would like us to post a picture on the website drop us an email and we will happily oblige.

Now onto the interesting bit, the task was completed successfully by all but one contestant and what a surprise she didn’t even apologise just basically said its what her mum would expect of her, how proud she must feel! Thankfully Liam did his best to pick a fight over this and tell her she could have at least apologised to the group, as usual Charley started spouting words at about 360 a minute and became barely audible even to dogs, the problem is you felt that Liam could have exploded and was holding himself back, next time Liam needs to explode and really tell her, somebody needs to.

One more thing, we are getting more and more annoyed with Ziggy by the day, he is so playing the game, I don’t trust a word he says and neither should Channelly, he is looking after number one and nobody else.

Well that’s all I have time to write at the moment but if I have time later will add some more, don’t forget there will be our usual Skypecast tonight, just follow the links on the website www.bbfreakshow.co.uk and remember its all free and you get to join in.

Don’t forget GET LAURA OUT

Byeeeeeee

Days Twenty Eight, Twenty Nine, Thirty & Thirty One

And so another eviction night looms and all is not what it was on Walton's Mountain!

Those idiots in that house are beginning to infuriate each other but more importantly they are beginning to infuriate me! It's like watching a kindergarten advertisement.

I don't know where to begin, but the psychic powers of the twins has to be the highlight this week! How they guessed a bearded man/Santa Claus and a pie in the drawing task is beyond me.

Does anyone else think that Liam is getting preferential treatment in the house? First of all he gets £100,000, then he gets the loving attention of Nicky and now he gets chosen by the twins to share their birthday party with him! I'm telling you if he had a house in Catcliffe, there would be a circle of dry land all the way around!

Is anyone else getting fed up with Ziggy and Jonathan's, quite frankly, pathetic attempts for attention!?! Ziggy doesn't like being called names (diddums) and Jonathan feels he has to start his life again with his family. 24 hour later and both of them are still in the house claiming they had changed their minds, when they seemed so adamant about leaving today!

Anyway despite all the hypocrisy, you now have a chance to redeem yourselves from last week and take this opportunity to vote Carole out of the house. There is a circus passing through our town next week and I hear they need a bearded woman for their freak show, so if not for yourself, do it for the circus and get rid of her!

I think Billi and Charley will end up in bed together. They pretend to hate each other, but there is definitely something there - some sort of spark. Charley has continued to annoy just about everyone, including the plants in the garden, but yet again she gets away with nominations!

When she is up, I think there may be more votes for her than anyone else in the history of Big Brother....only time will tell.

Sam & Amanda to me are clear favourites, along with Liam and Chanelle to be in the final. Chanelle hasn't really done much this week - Ziggy really has bought her down and she needs to get rid of his company - he is a control freak, and is playing the game very well. He is also a bit of weirdo when it comes to things.

Viva Gerry - he is still my favourite and if he continues to put 'slop' on his head and make his little comments and requests, he will do well with the British public.

Anyway freaksters, that's enough for today - don't forget to log on to our Skypecast tonight, as per usual, and also check back over the weekend for an update on tonight's evictions.

Ciao for now..Mark :-)

Days Twenty Four, Twenty Five, Twenty Six and Twenty Seven

I know, I know, where have we been, well believe it or not we do have lives outside of Big Brother and both Mark and myself have had a busy few days, but have no fear we are back and will be posting regular updates this week, we promise.

I am not going to go back over the last few days as I will be here forever and only have 5 minutes so will be a very quick blog and then back into full flow tomorrow. I guess its worth mentioning Seany's eviction and that we were not bothered at all, had never liked Seany until he pushed Charley in the pool, but he left it to late to win us round. Speaking of evictions we see that Billi, Carole and Tracey are up, how does Charley keep avoiding them, very bizarre, but I guess we will find out tonight exactly who voted for who. At the moment my tip for eviction is Billi, although I still have no idea exactly what Tracey is all about so would not miss her if she went.

Anyway back to last night, how nice to see Charley and Brian on their hols, it gave everyone a break from Charley and couldnt we just see the relief in their faces. I am not going to discuss Brians boner, I don’t think is something we really want to think about but what about him being the first person to wet their bed on national TV, plastic bed sheets all round saids says I.

Billi may have figured out who is playing the game and who is not but the way he is telling people must be getting on peoples nerves, could this explain him being nominated, he is just coming across arrogant. Talking of people coming across badly I think I have to throw both Ziggy and Laura in there as well, Ziggy seems to talk down to people more and more and as for Laura as far as I can see she just likes to stick her nose into other peoples business, nosey cow.

Was nice to see all the housemates getting so friendly and playing shag, marry and throw of a cliff, guess who everyone wanted to throw off a cliff, lol. BTW we are having a Skypecast tonight (Tues 26th June) straight after Big Brother and may be playing a game or two if you want to find out Marks answer to this between this weeks nominees Carole, Tracey and Billi then be sure to join us, just go to the website www.bbfreakshow.co.uk and follow the links if your not sure how to find us, is nice and simple and free as well.

Right that’s all I have time to write now, I am going to pour myself a Magners and have a rest has been a long day; don’t forget to join us for the Skypecast.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Day Twenty Two and Twenty Three

What a fantastic show last night, how we love to see Charley suffer but more of that in a mo.

Well an interesting start to the day with the discovery that Amanda swam the most lengths of the task in fact over 20% of them, well done Amanda. Even better was her prize although initially she did not seem to realise that being given the chance to make out the luxury shopping list was good, for a moment she thought she had been lumbered with a chore, however she then realised the benefit of being able to buy whatever she wanted, but being one of the twins she of course thought of everyone else. Mind you when she was buying wine she had no idea, her pronounciation was atrocious, I think she way aiming for Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon, bless her.

On announcement to the group that she had done the shopping list panic set in, did anyone say "what food have you bought?", no of course not, we hear Tracey crying what cigs did you buy and Carole asking about cleaning materials, Carole is such a bundle of fun isn't she!! Better still when the shopping was delivered thankfully in general most were happy, there was loads of food for everyone but Tracey charged in to dish out the cigs, I have a feeling that in a few days tempers could be boiling without their usual fix of nicotine.

Lets skip to the evening and the surprise that they were all live on Channel 4, and the appearance of the £100k, better still Big Brother decided just to leave it there for an hour and let them wonder what was happening, Laura immediately said she knew what it was all about, YOU DIDN'T LAURA, why does she have to know everything when she actually knows nothing. The highlight however was when Charley was rambling on about the money and Jonathan said I would give you £100k to leave, why anyone wants Jonathan to leave I do not know, please dont vote him out, he is just so funny and can read them all like a book.

Meanwhile grumpy old Carole of course had no interest in the £100k, much more important was the news that someone had taken her towel and used it, poor Liam had just wiped his hands on it after using the loo, superb stuff. Carole decided to go off and have a little weep about her towel, caring Jonathan went to see if she was ok, and she went into detail about her morning announcement about her towel, poor Jonathan then realised it was he who took it (another reason to keep him in) but of course Carole didn't have a fit then, I think Lurve is in the air, poor poor Jonathan.

Back to the £100k, so Jonathan, Carole and Seany have to decide who gets the money, when Carole stood to announce who they had chosen she looked on the verge of tears again, I am sure the towel was still playing on her mind or perhaps she was worrying about lack of cleaning fluids!! So they announce Liam and he just sits there, no reaction at all, we are all thinking ungrateful sod but then the tears come and we have the drama and emotion we were all waiting for. Everyone congratulating him but secretly rather peeved that they didn't get the money, I am sure we could here Gerry questioning why they need to be there now.

Skip forward a few hours and all of a sudden Charley is Liam's new best friend (well in her mind), isn't it amazing what £100k can do. So Nicky is in the bedroom slapping her makeup on and trying to make an effort for Liam and we are all thinking you go girl, she looked a picture, then on her way to the garden Jonathan said "you watch, Charley will be changing in a minute" and surprise surprise Nicky appeared, Liam's eyes lit up and Charley was off to the bedroom, again Jonathan reads everyone so well, don't kick him out. So Laura (fashion guru) is helping Charley get ready and Charley is up for the fight, we love it at last a love triangle, hehe. Mind you what was she thinking with that top, a couple of things looked like they would fall out at any moment.

So Charley heads into the garden to cheering from her housemates, more viewing pleasure than ever as Charley thinks they all love her, how little do they know, you almost (I did say almost) feel sorry for her, Charley they are all laughing at you and you have no idea, and just to rub salt in the wound the twins come out in pink tutu's, hilarious. Liam has to head into the house, I think he is worrying that once Charley gets hold of him he may never escape, and then the best moment in the house so far when the man we hate, Seany pushes Charley into the pool, a cheer goes up around the nation, Seany has just become the country's most loved man (for a day or two), the housemates just bursts out laughing and then Charley emerges from the pool dripping wet, she is fuming "my Gucci boots", don't worry Charley ask Liam to buy you a new pair, Carole tries to comfort Charley by saying she will get a gig out of it but even she cant help laughing, who would have known it.

Seany we love you, you have done what the nation wanted and you even made Carole laugh, lets cancel this weeks eviction and have a party hehe!!

Gaz signing off

Day Twenty One

Good afternoon rat fans! Here is today's installment of the BB Freak Show blog. Today I will be focusing on the 4 new housemates and the nominations.

Lots and lots occurring at the moment in the house and it's just simmering nicely, already to explode into a foray of evil and horribleness! Well that's what they must be hoping for at Channel 4 to boost the ratings.

Yesterday we saw the nomination process take place and to be honest I don't think they should have let Billi, Jonathan, Liam and Brian nominate. They don't know the people well enough - it's just not fair I hear you scream!

Anyway who will we be saying adios to this week? God I hope it's Carole - she is nothing more than pathetic. In the famous words of Nikki - 'who is she?!' Come on voting public - do the right thing and get her out of there. It's the humanest thing to do - you would shoot a dying animal at the side of the road wouldn't you?

Why does everyone hate Jonathan? He seems nice enough, very self assured and yet noone is really taking to him. I think most people can't see past the fact that he is loaded! People can get very intimidated by successful businessmen as Garry and myself have the same problems! He will not go this Friday and if he can form some alliances in there, he could make it to last week.

Seany the last up for nomination this week is a good choice. He makes me feel sick - if it was between Carole and Seany, Carole would have to go first, but ideally I would like to see a double eviction and watch him leave as well! He was saying something on last night's show that was totally incomprehensible to me - Channel 4 please may we have permanent subtitles when he is speaking?!

Okay so I have discussed Jonathan, but what about the other 3 new boys on the block? Nicky is definitely in love with Liam, but apart from his fascination with trees, nothing really clicks with him to anyone. I was quite surprised to see Sam nominating him, but he is just like a lamb to the slaughter in my mind! He won't stay the course, but will Nicky remove the chip from her shoulder and at least allow some kind of contact to give us something good to watch?!

Billi should be and quite possibly is, a gay man! However, he seems intensely set on winning Chanelle's affections and after her little bust up with Gerry in which Ziggy could not comfort her, she may be looking elsewhere. At least they have something in common - they can talk about hair and make up to fill in those boring daytime hours!

And finally Brian! I just don't trust him - he looks shifty and he seems to be letching all the time (a man after my own heart, but at least I do it more openly!). After the nominations, I just thought that this guy has got a game plan, and although he comes across as being one can short of a six pack, he will be safe until someone else, other than Jonathan, picks up on him!

Well there you go then. Another day and another blog. If you are reading this, please let us know you are reading it by leaving a comment or three. Hell if you say something remotely interesting you may even be asked on to our next live podcast as a guest speaker. BB fans - fame beckons - Carpe Diem!

I'm off now to call '09011 21 22 02' a hundred thousand times to ensure that moany old goat leaves on Friday! It will be the best £25,000 I've ever spent. Ciao!

Mark :-)

Days Nineteen & Twenty

Good day to you all, you may notice we have two days in our header, it appears that we have got confused somewhere along the way as I am only going to discuss day twenty, not to worry as Mark and I's IQ is only the same as Chanelle's when we add them together which is apparently 70!!

Why do we always have to talk about Charley, she decided to pick an argument with Laura for what appeared to me to be know reason at all first thing this morning, I know Laura is a moany cow, almost like a younger version of Carole, perhaps she is actually an old lady trapped in a young persons body! Anyhow I am digressing, as I was saying we had this silly argument that I cannot even remember what is was about, good on Laura for standing up to her.

Now what, o more Charley what else! Why does she have to tell us all about the famous people she knows and has met even though she claims she doesn’t need to boast about this!! Charley you are a "hanger on" as Tracey would say "deal with it" also can she please stop using the word "thingy" every time she needs to fill in a blank, as far as I can tell every other word is a thingy.

We have decided we all like Jonathan, he is just normal, what a relief, but more to the point he has the twins figured out already, as he pointed out they are just too pink and stupid and obviously know what they are doing. Why did we not realise this after all they both go to university so they can’t be that stupid can they? The really nice thing was that when he was telling them this he told them good on them and didn’t have a problem with it; the question now is if they will need to change their game plan.

Now what, back to Charley again!! God, she really is a pain isn’t she? Why during truth or dare was she adamant she could not snog poor Brian, but then as soon as its someone else’s turn encourages the snog almost to screaming point, Charley only tell people to do what you are prepared to do yourself.

Quick note on Brian and Liam, really like Brian, he seems like fun with a little bit of naivety, as for Liam he has Charley so figured out already, I have a feeling she will be on his eviction list. Just one thing Liam, get in the sun you are far to pale. I guess I should mention Billi as well as we are talking about the new guys, I think he could turn out to be a lot of fun, he so wants Chanelle, lets hope he tries to come between Ziggy and Chanelle and causes some strife.

Talking of truth or dare please don’t get Gerry and Seany to have a full on snog on live TV, please do not get me wrong I am quite happy to watch two guys kissing ;-) but we never want Seany involved, after all would you have wanted to see Carole and Lesley doing it?... I thought not!

Nicky what is your problem with Jonathan? Last night we heard her telling housemates that she thought Jonathan was perving at her! I am beginning to think that Nicky is one of these people who sees things that are not really there, and once she sees it, it becomes an obsession just like her food arguments.

Poor Jonathan was telling other people how he thinks Nicky is a nice person but doesn’t understand why she sometimes blanks him, well we all know don’t we Nicky? You are actually trying to create something out of nothing because nobody wants you and perhaps she is just frustrated and needs a good seeing to (where is Mark when you need him).

Ok I am off now; I have an appointment now with a local hypnotist to try wiping the Gerry Seany incident from my memory. If you are lucky tomorrow then perhaps Mark will have something to say if not then I will be back, cya soon.

Gaz :-)

Day Eighteen

So Mark made it back to us eventually from Nottingham, sounds like he had a good weekend, brings back memories of Mark, Emma (Marks's other halves sister) and myself sharing a bed in a bar in Nottingham, but enough of that for now back to the house.

So the new inmates have arrived and how great of Jonathan to observe that it truly is a freakshow in there, a man after our own hearts, if you can just announce the complete website we will be forever in your debt.

Even better how great is it that Liam has caught on to what Charley is about already, and of course Charley wants a bit of Liam although she wont outright say it, mind you I think Charley would take a bit of Brian or Billi as well.

My my, how Ziggy has changed, a few more men in the house and suddenely he becomes insecure, initially we saw a sign of this last week but when he realised Gerry and Seany were gay he relaxed, I think he feels he is really under threat now, maybe he is!

The new housemates performing YMCA was possibly the funniest thing in the house so far, didnt Billi enjoy himself, then we find out he needs hair straightners everyday, Billi is there something you want to tell us?

Right only a short blog today as Mark wrote so much yesterday and anyway I have to go off and see how many long words I can think up, check back soon.

Gaz :-)

Day Seventeen

I have just this minute got back from a stag weekend in Nottingham and I have to say that Big Brother is being talked about there in great detail. In fact I'm even thinking of setting up BB Freak Show's headquarters there as BB fan capital of England!

Anyway, I thought I would pop on a little posting today as I've been letting Garry do all the work the last couple of days! I am beginning now to really enjoy Big Brother. The four new housemates going in on Friday have so changed the dynamic in the house! I am going to give you my 'on the couch' profiles now as I see each housemate;-

Amanda & Sam are still really just feeling their way in the house. They have established a 'likable' factor that surely will ensure that they will both be there until the final week. They are so uncertain of their opinions and are always feeding off other housemates, but nonetheless they have grown on me - their parents should be proud.

Billie - what a complete and utter nonce! I just want to run into the house and go and mess up that pathetic hair of his - get over yourself mate and try and enjoy the experience instead of your appearance - shallow bastard!

Brian - He has settled in well already and is very involved in everything that is going on. He probably realises that he looks older than he is, so he is going to try and do everything he can to endear himself to the younger posse in the house.

Carole - just what does anyone see in this woman!?! She has no charisma, and just is the listen lady of the house. I saw her dance once (well actually I just felt the tremors in Tunbridge Wells) but apart from that I think she feels so out of place in that house. Surely a favourite to leave very soon.

Chanelle - oh dear Chanelle - what are you doing trying to get even closer to Ziggy? He will use you and spit you out like some mouldy tortilla within 3 months. Chanelle is very exuberant and I think she has a danger of letting this get out of hand sometimes - she wants to be liked TOO much on occasions. She has to tread carefully - we don't want another paranoid freak like Nikki!

Charley - biggest chip on a shoulder I have ever seen. She is a vile, spiteful and poisonous woman that appears to be a worse aggravator than the bubonic plague was in the medieval times! (you may have gathered that I don't like her?!).

Gerry - still a potential winner in my mind. He has settled in well with most of the housemates and he sees black as black and white as white. He is obviously a little disappointed with his non-gay male friends, but he is already showing he has a serious side as well as fun.

Jonathan - quite frankly this guy should be prime minister! He is so funny with some of the comments he comes out with! He seems very sure of himself and is extremely confident - you wouldn't expect anything else for a 49 year old man, but did seem very uncomfortable discussing his 'love life'. He has a lot more to give to the house so he will be there for a while.

Laura - I woke up this morning and was watching BB Live - Laura had just arisen from her pit and to be honest after a night out drinking, the last thing I wanted to see first thing in the morning was her walking around semi-naked wrapped in a green blanket! She is not nice - she is trying to hard to make friends as I think she has realised that as each day goes by, she is becoming more and more unpopular. Moaning and whinging will not win votes.

Liam - haven't really seen much to this guy that makes me want to dislike him. He seems to be quite intelligent and may already realise that he won't have all the ladies eating out the palm of his hand, with the exception maybe of Charley - but she just wants the sympathy vote! He seems very self assured and I think he fancies Chanelle!! Watch this space...

Nicky - I really can't work this cryptic clue out! One moment she is nice, the next she turns into this controlling freak! She knows what she wants, and if she doesn't get her own way the dummy comes out of the pram! She may go another couple of weeks, but there are too many people that will nominate her as soon as they get a chance!

Seany - after his over zealous display since coming into the house, he seems to have calmed down and taken more of a back seat - he knows how to play the game and he will be around for some time. Still a very strange character, and slightly worrying though. We can't all be perfect!

Tracey - in a complete world of her own and is something that baffles me. She just appears thick! There are some deep conversations that people just don't need to have, but she insists on instigating them. Her chats with Carole are cringesome and she is slowly losing faith with the other housemates. She's out of there - "Deal With It Tracey"!!

Ziggy - I have been saving this up for some time now but I am going to rip into this seedy little person. He does not have one likeable element about him anymore - me me me me me me me me! Poor Chanelle - so young and naive just doesn't get it. He appears to be so cool, calm and collected but in my opinion he is the most insecure and confused of anyone in that house. Go away Ziggy - you would be my first and second choice for nominations this week.

Right I feel so much better now I have got all that off my chest. It has been an interesting weekend in the house and I'm also looking forward to receiving some comments and profiles from our new number one fan, Laura from Scotland. Lovely lass!

Check back tomorrow for an update - keep checking this site as we're updating it constantly. www.bbfreakshow.co.uk.

See you later.

Mark :-)

Day Sixteen

Somehow we missed yesterdays blog update, it must have been the excitement of 4 new housemates entering but before we get to that how have the others been getting on?

Well as per usual plenty of moaning and arguing the highlight being Shabnam stealing Carole's toilet paper and getting caught, now if I were Carole (not that I would want to be) I would have reacted the same, yes I am supprting her moaning and shouting this time. When your luxury quilted paper is running low and you all have rations you cant go stealing someone elses and expect them to be fine about it.

I couldnt believe that Shabnam then tried to turn the arguemnt around an blame Carole. Then of course things got worse with the accusations of Shabnam stealing Bananas, although the boys singing Bananananana continuously was just superb they kept it up but Charley and Shabs managed to ignore it. It has to be said that Shabnam's exit last night can only be good for the group as things will possible calm down a little although we of course still have Charley to stir things up.

So four new boys (sorry three boys and a middle aged man) have entered the house, Brian is scary, was he on something last night? Is he all there? and is her really a 50 year old man very badly posing as a 19 year old?
Billi the model with a large nose, whats that all about although Davina never mentioned what he models perhaps its washing up gloves!!

Liam seems sane which makes a change for the inmates and has certainly caught the attention of the twins so watch this space and all I can say is what is multi millionarie Jonathan doing in there, I predict he will bore us all so eviction looms or he will become a walker.

Just one other thing nobody seemed to mention the bed situation last night, if we keep increasing inmates like this we will all soon be singing "There were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over roll over"

Just a quick note, we had out first skypecast on BB last night which proved succesful, we found a potential future contestant in the form of Laura from Scotland, watch the website for news of our next skypecast and come join in, with a bit of luck Laura will be there to brighten up everyones day.

Be back here soon

Gaz :-)

Day Fourteen

Well what a day and where to start, well firstly can I just say that Carole is a miserable old cow, she moans and moans and moans, just stop it Carole or just bugger off to where ever you came from.

Anyway what a great start to the day, kippers for breakfast but a group of ungrateful housemates, now I am not one to enojoy a kipper for breakfast or just about anytime of the day but is something extra from BB so they should apreciate it.

So onto the task, it was just fantastic lets dress everyone up as a sardine and pop them in a tin, simple and lets be honest even if you dont like fish I am sure you can manage to lay there for a few hours, straight away we hear the moaning begin from everyone and Carole of course with her monotonous tone in the background, have you heard so many screams as they got into the tin, what was the issue the fish were dead and they had to lay there, was not exactly difficult well I say it serves them right that they failed.

Then things get even better, no access to the bathroom because Gerry discussed nominations with Ziggy, I bet the smell of fish was just delightful around the house.

So the general moaning continues and then Chanelle has some toast and Nicky goes off on one, were they all planning on sharing one slice of toast the next day for breakfast!! I know that food is an issue but calm down Nicky let them eat, run out of food and then they will learn to be more careful.

And so evening comes to the big brother house and what happens? I know Charley talks nonsense and causes an arguement, she tells Nicky that she doesnt have a game and then when she hears Nicky telling the group denys it and goes into one. I dont think I have heard anyone ever speak so many words in one minute, does she have time to take a breath? I have a feeling that the reason so much nonsense comes out of her mouth is because her brain does not have chance to analyze what she is saying, is a shame there were no kippers left, they could have shoved one in her mouth and shut her up.

Right thats enough for today, I'm off for a slice of toast

Day Thirteen

For one reason or another I seem to have lost touch with goings on in the house for 24 hours! I’m sure I’ve been watching but nothing has been really going in! Things are definitely hotting up for our housemates. Ziggy & Chanelle seem to be bonding extremely well, but I have no doubt it’s going to end in tears.

Ziggy is a self obsessed, arrogant fool and Chanelle is falling for his charm - open your eyes Chanelle and you will see him for what we do. He talks alot and the one word that crops up within every other sentence is - Me Me Me Me Me Me Me!

Gerry is making progress in securing the public confidence in him - his excellent probing of the housemates, and the way he speaks to people, is a genius ploy to make himself liked. Stay away from Seany though Gerry because there is just something that doesn’t fit with him at the moment. We all want Gerry to hook up with Darius after the show has finished!

One thing I forgot to mention about Chanelle is ‘please stop trying to be like Nikki from last year’. You can never fill those shoes and it’s sometimes cringesome to watch you ranting and raving. It didn’t work if you remember Chanelle? Nikki came forth so just tone it down a bit.

So what about the rest of the rabble - I was impressed with Sam & Amanda’s nomination reasoning - I never knew they had it in them! Very sensible and who is going this week? Carole, Shabnam or Tracey? Firm favourite to leave has to be Shabs, but my personal vote will be going to Carole!

How on earth has Charley escaped nomination? On a wing and a prayer! Don’t start pushing the panic buttons though…..her time will come.

Gerry & Chanelle are my favourites to win at the moment - but this can change, just like one of Nicky’s moods!!

Be good.

Mark

Day Twelve

I know it’s Day Thirteen - but if Big Brother gets a day off on Saturday then I’m allowed a day off on Sunday.

Auf Weidershen Lesley - I have to say I was never in agreement with Gaz on her potential to win this year. She was never going to stick it out and I feel that the longer she stayed in there, the more the housemates would start to resent her constant whinging and moaning about anything that she didn’t understand. Good riddance Lesley - fame awaits someone with real sparkle!

As for the new housemates? Ok I will start with Gerry - I am beginning to warm to his personality as he seems to know exactly what he is doing in there and I can easily see him walking away as champion if he plays his cards right. It was fantastic to see Ziggy’s initial reaction when Gerry walked in - it was like - ‘Why are you doing this to me Big Brother’? He wanted a real man - not some girly girl that was going to add to the feminine activity in the house.

Even better was he reaction to Seany. When he told Seany that he was happy that he had someone ‘normal’ to talk to in the house was a relief. Little did Ziggy know at this time was Seany was as gay as Gerry! Fanastic Ziggy - you really do not have much of a brain cell do you?

Anyway hats off to him for getting hold of Chanelle in the garden toilet. It won’t be long before those two will be doing things they swore they would never do on live TV. It makes me laugh - if you don’t mean something, don’t say it because it changes everyone’s perception of you!

As for Seany - I physically feel nauseous every time I hear his voice. It makes me want to put my hand down his throat and rip out his vocal chords. Ok maybe that’s a bit far fetched, but I can’t stand the man. He is going to cause so much trouble in that house and I can’t see him staying there for much longer than a couple of weeks - a couple of weeks too many if you ask me.

I do believe however that Seany & Gerry have made a fantastic decision in voting for the twins to be the only other two that will nominate this week. They are honest, and naive and I can see everyone now kissing up to them to ensure they are safe for another week. The beauty of it all is that Sam & Amanda probably don’t have a clue who they will nominate at this stage so in all their innocence I’m sure they will now start to play the game to see what they can gain from this week of power that has been handed to them.

I’m not sure in which direction Big Brother is headed now - one thing I am sure of is that the direction did change on Friday night and only time will tell for us to know if it went the right way for us all.

Mark

Day Eleven

What a day yesterday, the inmates awoke to the news that Emily had left, what a relief to all of us. Lesley was in her element summoning everyone to the seating area to listen to the news, as the day went on and she was talking to the twins and Laura the headmistress in her really began to surface but I think the girls actually appreciated it, they just needed some reassurance.

Well for 24 hours we were all feeling for Charley and actually thought she handled the situation well, then she has to go and spoil it by announcing how she will be appearing across all the newspapers, poor poor Charley she wants the fame too much, talk about her 15 minutes of fame - in reality this will probably be more like 90 seconds!

The rest of the day was fairly mundane until the new boys arrived (boys may not be the word), first we had Gerry the 31 year old, sorry I mean 29 Greek gay guy, it was like Darius on helium, I hear you cry you would rather a Gareth Gates lookalike well theres still time, initial thoughts were what are we putting in but within minutes the girls were cooing around him, already the favourite on Betfair we could have found a star in Gerry.

Just as I had managed to wipe all memories of Mick Hucknall from my head, the dreaded Seany arrives, what are Big Brother thinking? He is living in an 80’s time warp, says he is 25, more like 35, and claims to pick people up at tube stations, I am assuming this is in the dark or perhaps he preys on the partially sited and vulnerable? If I were Ziggy I would be very worried, he can’t be in a room alone with Seany we don’t know what he will do to him!!

***BREAKING NEWS***

As I am writing up today’s Blog, tragic news has come to light! Lesley has walked from the house! This is terrible firstly because I had money on her to win (madness I hear you cry), and secondly because she was becoming more and more interesting and I honestly believe she could have won us all over. Still the good news is I predict her appearing on Loose Women in a matter of weeks, we haven’t seen the last of her.

Check back soon as with Gerry and Seany in the house am sure things are going to get interesting.

Gaz

Day Ten

Amazing I hear you cry, a blog two days running it cant be true, actually its Garry here trying to kick Mark into gear (oh hold on a minute he has written all the blogs so far) , we will now do our best to update on a daily basis so keep coming back.

Anyway we have all seen Emily evicted now, what can we say she is a silly silly over privileged girl. I am sure she did not mean to offend Charley but she blatantly did, for the first time ever Charley was speechless and I did feel for her. Big Brother made the right decision, they couldnt do anything else and I feel that Emily’s comments in the diary room just before she left showed us that she comes from a completeley different world to the rest of us, she actually said they use the N word a lot where she comes from. We will say no more now although I am sure will be plenty of people with something to say about it in our first skypecast tonight.

As for the rest of the housemates, Lesley is coming across stronger and stronger (although I think I have been saying from the start that I like her), am seriously considering putting some money on her now to win. She is just so funny, does she have a touch of Margaret Thatcher about her, actually probably more like the Queen of the Jungle Carol.

Aside from the Emily event it wasnt a particularly eventful day, Ziggy is definately changing although where Mark’s comments on Ziggy being a Queen are coming from I have no idea! It has to be said though that the man is changing - calm, cool Ziggy is dissapearing rapidly and the real man is starting to emerge, just like Laura (although the real woman is appearing with her), afterall we cant put on a nice act 24 hours a day for 13 weeks, I feel the fun is just about to begin.

Best of all we have two new housmates joining the house tonight, the joy of seeing Ziggy so pleased to see some fellow men join him in the house although behind the facade will he reall be seething that his reign as King is coming to an end?

Keep checking back for more blogs and goto http://www.bbfreakshow.co.uk/podcast.html for details on our first skypecast tonight.

Days Five, Six, Seven, Eight And Nine

My my how I like to cram these blogs into one! Come off it you don’t expect me to write something EVERY single day now do you?!

Well over the last few days life in the house has got better and better - for the viewers that is. Imagine being embroiled in all those petty arguments? Bitchiness is the new Queen of Big Brother, with Ziggy possibly be the largest queen in there!

He comes across as all so modest and noble - but I would not trust this guy as far as I could spit! (not that I’m saying spitting is a good thing - Don’t spit ok?). I just think my initial profile of him being pretentious was right! I’m sure they’re are people that would disagree with me so please feel free to comment on any of these blogs.

And now Emily has been removed - I was beginning to think her and Ziggy may get something on, with Chanelle cast aside, but she went and did a very stupid thing today. I just hope she doesn’t regret that comment for the rest of her life.

Is anyone else beginning to warm to Tracey? First impressions are not always right and I could be doing a major u-turn here. She seems to be sensible (to a degree) and is quite considerate. Funny as f*** in the diary room rave!

Lesley is showing more and more signs of becoming the dark horse of the house - she may just make it to week 3. Although she is Garry’s favourite, I can’t see the others supporting her all the way. I’d love for her to prove me wrong as she is value for money.

Laura has shown a side to her that I don’t really like - too many comments, snidey and back stabbing, that are going to lose her friends on the inside and out! She seemed to be such a nice Welsh lass - but I’m beginning to think she could be feeling left out of the ‘pretty girls pack’!

Nicky is lovely - and I really like the way she manages to control certain situations quite well. She shows her maturity and she has a ‘girly’ side to her that will show through when it matters! The twins are lovely but don’t really seem to do anything, and Carole - she scares the living daylights out of me!

Have we missed anyone out? Oh yes Charley - never mind!!

Keep checking back for new blogs.

BB Freakshow

Days Two, Three & Four!

Hello again. Well the BB Freak Show website is now taking proper shape, unlike some of the housemates, and we are now set up and prepared for your comments. Make sure you click on all the links (how else do you think we can make some money?) and don't forget to read our housemate profiles for some light amusement.

Following on from the entrance of Ziggy yesterday, now the game really does begin - how many of them are tripping over themselves to impress him? However that said does he really enjoy female company if you know what I mean!?!

As I wait for the live feed to start on E4, I am considering just what Big Brother has in store for the inmates this week. Whatever it is, you can guarantee one thing - it will be good.

Signing off for today - fingers crossed a podcast will be ready by Monday!

Day One In The Big Brother House

It's sooooo pink! The first words uttered by the two girlie girls Sam & Amanda. Twins in every way! Okay so now we've started and Big Brother feels like it's almost been on for a week already as we prepare ourselves for 13 weeks of heartache, pain, sorrow and annoying squeals!

In a rather cool 1 hour and 15 minutes we watched as eleven 'ladies', I shall use this term loosely, entered the Big Brother house to a variety of reactions from an expeted over-hyper crowd.

First to go in - two - yes that's right two - young students! Twin sisters and oh my wasn't everything pink!

Then we had some Jermaine Greer lookalike walk down the long walkway into the house to meet the youngsters who by now had lollipops and were screaming uncontrollably!

Immediately you knew this was going to be a fantastic Big Brother! With entries from 8 others that were a mixture of good, bad and downright ugly, I sat there with a warm sense that we were going to be in for a few cat fights over the next few days!!

What is BB playing at with all girls? We just have to wait and see...

Big Brother Eight - Let The Freak Show Commence!

Big Brother Eight kicks off today with much hype and publicity surrounding who the contestants will be.

BB Freak Show is pleased to announce the launch of its web, blog and podcast, to conincide with Day One.

We will follow the contestants daily with postings each day on our blog, and a weekly podcast where we discuss every aspect of the show.

Whether you are a fan or not, BB Freak Show give you the opportunity to express your views, openly and freely. We are in no way connected with Channel 4 or Brighter Pictures.

Enjoy the next 3 months - you can be sure that we will!

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