Day Fourteen

Well what a day and where to start, well firstly can I just say that Carole is a miserable old cow, she moans and moans and moans, just stop it Carole or just bugger off to where ever you came from.

Anyway what a great start to the day, kippers for breakfast but a group of ungrateful housemates, now I am not one to enojoy a kipper for breakfast or just about anytime of the day but is something extra from BB so they should apreciate it.

So onto the task, it was just fantastic lets dress everyone up as a sardine and pop them in a tin, simple and lets be honest even if you dont like fish I am sure you can manage to lay there for a few hours, straight away we hear the moaning begin from everyone and Carole of course with her monotonous tone in the background, have you heard so many screams as they got into the tin, what was the issue the fish were dead and they had to lay there, was not exactly difficult well I say it serves them right that they failed.

Then things get even better, no access to the bathroom because Gerry discussed nominations with Ziggy, I bet the smell of fish was just delightful around the house.

So the general moaning continues and then Chanelle has some toast and Nicky goes off on one, were they all planning on sharing one slice of toast the next day for breakfast!! I know that food is an issue but calm down Nicky let them eat, run out of food and then they will learn to be more careful.

And so evening comes to the big brother house and what happens? I know Charley talks nonsense and causes an arguement, she tells Nicky that she doesnt have a game and then when she hears Nicky telling the group denys it and goes into one. I dont think I have heard anyone ever speak so many words in one minute, does she have time to take a breath? I have a feeling that the reason so much nonsense comes out of her mouth is because her brain does not have chance to analyze what she is saying, is a shame there were no kippers left, they could have shoved one in her mouth and shut her up.

Right thats enough for today, I'm off for a slice of toast