Day Twenty Two and Twenty Three

What a fantastic show last night, how we love to see Charley suffer but more of that in a mo.

Well an interesting start to the day with the discovery that Amanda swam the most lengths of the task in fact over 20% of them, well done Amanda. Even better was her prize although initially she did not seem to realise that being given the chance to make out the luxury shopping list was good, for a moment she thought she had been lumbered with a chore, however she then realised the benefit of being able to buy whatever she wanted, but being one of the twins she of course thought of everyone else. Mind you when she was buying wine she had no idea, her pronounciation was atrocious, I think she way aiming for Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon, bless her.

On announcement to the group that she had done the shopping list panic set in, did anyone say "what food have you bought?", no of course not, we hear Tracey crying what cigs did you buy and Carole asking about cleaning materials, Carole is such a bundle of fun isn't she!! Better still when the shopping was delivered thankfully in general most were happy, there was loads of food for everyone but Tracey charged in to dish out the cigs, I have a feeling that in a few days tempers could be boiling without their usual fix of nicotine.

Lets skip to the evening and the surprise that they were all live on Channel 4, and the appearance of the £100k, better still Big Brother decided just to leave it there for an hour and let them wonder what was happening, Laura immediately said she knew what it was all about, YOU DIDN'T LAURA, why does she have to know everything when she actually knows nothing. The highlight however was when Charley was rambling on about the money and Jonathan said I would give you £100k to leave, why anyone wants Jonathan to leave I do not know, please dont vote him out, he is just so funny and can read them all like a book.

Meanwhile grumpy old Carole of course had no interest in the £100k, much more important was the news that someone had taken her towel and used it, poor Liam had just wiped his hands on it after using the loo, superb stuff. Carole decided to go off and have a little weep about her towel, caring Jonathan went to see if she was ok, and she went into detail about her morning announcement about her towel, poor Jonathan then realised it was he who took it (another reason to keep him in) but of course Carole didn't have a fit then, I think Lurve is in the air, poor poor Jonathan.

Back to the £100k, so Jonathan, Carole and Seany have to decide who gets the money, when Carole stood to announce who they had chosen she looked on the verge of tears again, I am sure the towel was still playing on her mind or perhaps she was worrying about lack of cleaning fluids!! So they announce Liam and he just sits there, no reaction at all, we are all thinking ungrateful sod but then the tears come and we have the drama and emotion we were all waiting for. Everyone congratulating him but secretly rather peeved that they didn't get the money, I am sure we could here Gerry questioning why they need to be there now.

Skip forward a few hours and all of a sudden Charley is Liam's new best friend (well in her mind), isn't it amazing what £100k can do. So Nicky is in the bedroom slapping her makeup on and trying to make an effort for Liam and we are all thinking you go girl, she looked a picture, then on her way to the garden Jonathan said "you watch, Charley will be changing in a minute" and surprise surprise Nicky appeared, Liam's eyes lit up and Charley was off to the bedroom, again Jonathan reads everyone so well, don't kick him out. So Laura (fashion guru) is helping Charley get ready and Charley is up for the fight, we love it at last a love triangle, hehe. Mind you what was she thinking with that top, a couple of things looked like they would fall out at any moment.

So Charley heads into the garden to cheering from her housemates, more viewing pleasure than ever as Charley thinks they all love her, how little do they know, you almost (I did say almost) feel sorry for her, Charley they are all laughing at you and you have no idea, and just to rub salt in the wound the twins come out in pink tutu's, hilarious. Liam has to head into the house, I think he is worrying that once Charley gets hold of him he may never escape, and then the best moment in the house so far when the man we hate, Seany pushes Charley into the pool, a cheer goes up around the nation, Seany has just become the country's most loved man (for a day or two), the housemates just bursts out laughing and then Charley emerges from the pool dripping wet, she is fuming "my Gucci boots", don't worry Charley ask Liam to buy you a new pair, Carole tries to comfort Charley by saying she will get a gig out of it but even she cant help laughing, who would have known it.

Seany we love you, you have done what the nation wanted and you even made Carole laugh, lets cancel this weeks eviction and have a party hehe!!

Gaz signing off