Day Twenty Two and Twenty Three

What a fantastic show last night, how we love to see Charley suffer but more of that in a mo.

Well an interesting start to the day with the discovery that Amanda swam the most lengths of the task in fact over 20% of them, well done Amanda. Even better was her prize although initially she did not seem to realise that being given the chance to make out the luxury shopping list was good, for a moment she thought she had been lumbered with a chore, however she then realised the benefit of being able to buy whatever she wanted, but being one of the twins she of course thought of everyone else. Mind you when she was buying wine she had no idea, her pronounciation was atrocious, I think she way aiming for Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon, bless her.

On announcement to the group that she had done the shopping list panic set in, did anyone say "what food have you bought?", no of course not, we hear Tracey crying what cigs did you buy and Carole asking about cleaning materials, Carole is such a bundle of fun isn't she!! Better still when the shopping was delivered thankfully in general most were happy, there was loads of food for everyone but Tracey charged in to dish out the cigs, I have a feeling that in a few days tempers could be boiling without their usual fix of nicotine.

Lets skip to the evening and the surprise that they were all live on Channel 4, and the appearance of the £100k, better still Big Brother decided just to leave it there for an hour and let them wonder what was happening, Laura immediately said she knew what it was all about, YOU DIDN'T LAURA, why does she have to know everything when she actually knows nothing. The highlight however was when Charley was rambling on about the money and Jonathan said I would give you £100k to leave, why anyone wants Jonathan to leave I do not know, please dont vote him out, he is just so funny and can read them all like a book.

Meanwhile grumpy old Carole of course had no interest in the £100k, much more important was the news that someone had taken her towel and used it, poor Liam had just wiped his hands on it after using the loo, superb stuff. Carole decided to go off and have a little weep about her towel, caring Jonathan went to see if she was ok, and she went into detail about her morning announcement about her towel, poor Jonathan then realised it was he who took it (another reason to keep him in) but of course Carole didn't have a fit then, I think Lurve is in the air, poor poor Jonathan.

Back to the £100k, so Jonathan, Carole and Seany have to decide who gets the money, when Carole stood to announce who they had chosen she looked on the verge of tears again, I am sure the towel was still playing on her mind or perhaps she was worrying about lack of cleaning fluids!! So they announce Liam and he just sits there, no reaction at all, we are all thinking ungrateful sod but then the tears come and we have the drama and emotion we were all waiting for. Everyone congratulating him but secretly rather peeved that they didn't get the money, I am sure we could here Gerry questioning why they need to be there now.

Skip forward a few hours and all of a sudden Charley is Liam's new best friend (well in her mind), isn't it amazing what £100k can do. So Nicky is in the bedroom slapping her makeup on and trying to make an effort for Liam and we are all thinking you go girl, she looked a picture, then on her way to the garden Jonathan said "you watch, Charley will be changing in a minute" and surprise surprise Nicky appeared, Liam's eyes lit up and Charley was off to the bedroom, again Jonathan reads everyone so well, don't kick him out. So Laura (fashion guru) is helping Charley get ready and Charley is up for the fight, we love it at last a love triangle, hehe. Mind you what was she thinking with that top, a couple of things looked like they would fall out at any moment.

So Charley heads into the garden to cheering from her housemates, more viewing pleasure than ever as Charley thinks they all love her, how little do they know, you almost (I did say almost) feel sorry for her, Charley they are all laughing at you and you have no idea, and just to rub salt in the wound the twins come out in pink tutu's, hilarious. Liam has to head into the house, I think he is worrying that once Charley gets hold of him he may never escape, and then the best moment in the house so far when the man we hate, Seany pushes Charley into the pool, a cheer goes up around the nation, Seany has just become the country's most loved man (for a day or two), the housemates just bursts out laughing and then Charley emerges from the pool dripping wet, she is fuming "my Gucci boots", don't worry Charley ask Liam to buy you a new pair, Carole tries to comfort Charley by saying she will get a gig out of it but even she cant help laughing, who would have known it.

Seany we love you, you have done what the nation wanted and you even made Carole laugh, lets cancel this weeks eviction and have a party hehe!!

Gaz signing off

Day Twenty One

Good afternoon rat fans! Here is today's installment of the BB Freak Show blog. Today I will be focusing on the 4 new housemates and the nominations.

Lots and lots occurring at the moment in the house and it's just simmering nicely, already to explode into a foray of evil and horribleness! Well that's what they must be hoping for at Channel 4 to boost the ratings.

Yesterday we saw the nomination process take place and to be honest I don't think they should have let Billi, Jonathan, Liam and Brian nominate. They don't know the people well enough - it's just not fair I hear you scream!

Anyway who will we be saying adios to this week? God I hope it's Carole - she is nothing more than pathetic. In the famous words of Nikki - 'who is she?!' Come on voting public - do the right thing and get her out of there. It's the humanest thing to do - you would shoot a dying animal at the side of the road wouldn't you?

Why does everyone hate Jonathan? He seems nice enough, very self assured and yet noone is really taking to him. I think most people can't see past the fact that he is loaded! People can get very intimidated by successful businessmen as Garry and myself have the same problems! He will not go this Friday and if he can form some alliances in there, he could make it to last week.

Seany the last up for nomination this week is a good choice. He makes me feel sick - if it was between Carole and Seany, Carole would have to go first, but ideally I would like to see a double eviction and watch him leave as well! He was saying something on last night's show that was totally incomprehensible to me - Channel 4 please may we have permanent subtitles when he is speaking?!

Okay so I have discussed Jonathan, but what about the other 3 new boys on the block? Nicky is definitely in love with Liam, but apart from his fascination with trees, nothing really clicks with him to anyone. I was quite surprised to see Sam nominating him, but he is just like a lamb to the slaughter in my mind! He won't stay the course, but will Nicky remove the chip from her shoulder and at least allow some kind of contact to give us something good to watch?!

Billi should be and quite possibly is, a gay man! However, he seems intensely set on winning Chanelle's affections and after her little bust up with Gerry in which Ziggy could not comfort her, she may be looking elsewhere. At least they have something in common - they can talk about hair and make up to fill in those boring daytime hours!

And finally Brian! I just don't trust him - he looks shifty and he seems to be letching all the time (a man after my own heart, but at least I do it more openly!). After the nominations, I just thought that this guy has got a game plan, and although he comes across as being one can short of a six pack, he will be safe until someone else, other than Jonathan, picks up on him!

Well there you go then. Another day and another blog. If you are reading this, please let us know you are reading it by leaving a comment or three. Hell if you say something remotely interesting you may even be asked on to our next live podcast as a guest speaker. BB fans - fame beckons - Carpe Diem!

I'm off now to call '09011 21 22 02' a hundred thousand times to ensure that moany old goat leaves on Friday! It will be the best £25,000 I've ever spent. Ciao!

Mark :-)

Days Nineteen & Twenty

Good day to you all, you may notice we have two days in our header, it appears that we have got confused somewhere along the way as I am only going to discuss day twenty, not to worry as Mark and I's IQ is only the same as Chanelle's when we add them together which is apparently 70!!

Why do we always have to talk about Charley, she decided to pick an argument with Laura for what appeared to me to be know reason at all first thing this morning, I know Laura is a moany cow, almost like a younger version of Carole, perhaps she is actually an old lady trapped in a young persons body! Anyhow I am digressing, as I was saying we had this silly argument that I cannot even remember what is was about, good on Laura for standing up to her.

Now what, o more Charley what else! Why does she have to tell us all about the famous people she knows and has met even though she claims she doesn’t need to boast about this!! Charley you are a "hanger on" as Tracey would say "deal with it" also can she please stop using the word "thingy" every time she needs to fill in a blank, as far as I can tell every other word is a thingy.

We have decided we all like Jonathan, he is just normal, what a relief, but more to the point he has the twins figured out already, as he pointed out they are just too pink and stupid and obviously know what they are doing. Why did we not realise this after all they both go to university so they can’t be that stupid can they? The really nice thing was that when he was telling them this he told them good on them and didn’t have a problem with it; the question now is if they will need to change their game plan.

Now what, back to Charley again!! God, she really is a pain isn’t she? Why during truth or dare was she adamant she could not snog poor Brian, but then as soon as its someone else’s turn encourages the snog almost to screaming point, Charley only tell people to do what you are prepared to do yourself.

Quick note on Brian and Liam, really like Brian, he seems like fun with a little bit of naivety, as for Liam he has Charley so figured out already, I have a feeling she will be on his eviction list. Just one thing Liam, get in the sun you are far to pale. I guess I should mention Billi as well as we are talking about the new guys, I think he could turn out to be a lot of fun, he so wants Chanelle, lets hope he tries to come between Ziggy and Chanelle and causes some strife.

Talking of truth or dare please don’t get Gerry and Seany to have a full on snog on live TV, please do not get me wrong I am quite happy to watch two guys kissing ;-) but we never want Seany involved, after all would you have wanted to see Carole and Lesley doing it?... I thought not!

Nicky what is your problem with Jonathan? Last night we heard her telling housemates that she thought Jonathan was perving at her! I am beginning to think that Nicky is one of these people who sees things that are not really there, and once she sees it, it becomes an obsession just like her food arguments.

Poor Jonathan was telling other people how he thinks Nicky is a nice person but doesn’t understand why she sometimes blanks him, well we all know don’t we Nicky? You are actually trying to create something out of nothing because nobody wants you and perhaps she is just frustrated and needs a good seeing to (where is Mark when you need him).

Ok I am off now; I have an appointment now with a local hypnotist to try wiping the Gerry Seany incident from my memory. If you are lucky tomorrow then perhaps Mark will have something to say if not then I will be back, cya soon.

Gaz :-)

Day Eighteen

So Mark made it back to us eventually from Nottingham, sounds like he had a good weekend, brings back memories of Mark, Emma (Marks's other halves sister) and myself sharing a bed in a bar in Nottingham, but enough of that for now back to the house.

So the new inmates have arrived and how great of Jonathan to observe that it truly is a freakshow in there, a man after our own hearts, if you can just announce the complete website we will be forever in your debt.

Even better how great is it that Liam has caught on to what Charley is about already, and of course Charley wants a bit of Liam although she wont outright say it, mind you I think Charley would take a bit of Brian or Billi as well.

My my, how Ziggy has changed, a few more men in the house and suddenely he becomes insecure, initially we saw a sign of this last week but when he realised Gerry and Seany were gay he relaxed, I think he feels he is really under threat now, maybe he is!

The new housemates performing YMCA was possibly the funniest thing in the house so far, didnt Billi enjoy himself, then we find out he needs hair straightners everyday, Billi is there something you want to tell us?

Right only a short blog today as Mark wrote so much yesterday and anyway I have to go off and see how many long words I can think up, check back soon.

Gaz :-)

Day Seventeen

I have just this minute got back from a stag weekend in Nottingham and I have to say that Big Brother is being talked about there in great detail. In fact I'm even thinking of setting up BB Freak Show's headquarters there as BB fan capital of England!

Anyway, I thought I would pop on a little posting today as I've been letting Garry do all the work the last couple of days! I am beginning now to really enjoy Big Brother. The four new housemates going in on Friday have so changed the dynamic in the house! I am going to give you my 'on the couch' profiles now as I see each housemate;-

Amanda & Sam are still really just feeling their way in the house. They have established a 'likable' factor that surely will ensure that they will both be there until the final week. They are so uncertain of their opinions and are always feeding off other housemates, but nonetheless they have grown on me - their parents should be proud.

Billie - what a complete and utter nonce! I just want to run into the house and go and mess up that pathetic hair of his - get over yourself mate and try and enjoy the experience instead of your appearance - shallow bastard!

Brian - He has settled in well already and is very involved in everything that is going on. He probably realises that he looks older than he is, so he is going to try and do everything he can to endear himself to the younger posse in the house.

Carole - just what does anyone see in this woman!?! She has no charisma, and just is the listen lady of the house. I saw her dance once (well actually I just felt the tremors in Tunbridge Wells) but apart from that I think she feels so out of place in that house. Surely a favourite to leave very soon.

Chanelle - oh dear Chanelle - what are you doing trying to get even closer to Ziggy? He will use you and spit you out like some mouldy tortilla within 3 months. Chanelle is very exuberant and I think she has a danger of letting this get out of hand sometimes - she wants to be liked TOO much on occasions. She has to tread carefully - we don't want another paranoid freak like Nikki!

Charley - biggest chip on a shoulder I have ever seen. She is a vile, spiteful and poisonous woman that appears to be a worse aggravator than the bubonic plague was in the medieval times! (you may have gathered that I don't like her?!).

Gerry - still a potential winner in my mind. He has settled in well with most of the housemates and he sees black as black and white as white. He is obviously a little disappointed with his non-gay male friends, but he is already showing he has a serious side as well as fun.

Jonathan - quite frankly this guy should be prime minister! He is so funny with some of the comments he comes out with! He seems very sure of himself and is extremely confident - you wouldn't expect anything else for a 49 year old man, but did seem very uncomfortable discussing his 'love life'. He has a lot more to give to the house so he will be there for a while.

Laura - I woke up this morning and was watching BB Live - Laura had just arisen from her pit and to be honest after a night out drinking, the last thing I wanted to see first thing in the morning was her walking around semi-naked wrapped in a green blanket! She is not nice - she is trying to hard to make friends as I think she has realised that as each day goes by, she is becoming more and more unpopular. Moaning and whinging will not win votes.

Liam - haven't really seen much to this guy that makes me want to dislike him. He seems to be quite intelligent and may already realise that he won't have all the ladies eating out the palm of his hand, with the exception maybe of Charley - but she just wants the sympathy vote! He seems very self assured and I think he fancies Chanelle!! Watch this space...

Nicky - I really can't work this cryptic clue out! One moment she is nice, the next she turns into this controlling freak! She knows what she wants, and if she doesn't get her own way the dummy comes out of the pram! She may go another couple of weeks, but there are too many people that will nominate her as soon as they get a chance!

Seany - after his over zealous display since coming into the house, he seems to have calmed down and taken more of a back seat - he knows how to play the game and he will be around for some time. Still a very strange character, and slightly worrying though. We can't all be perfect!

Tracey - in a complete world of her own and is something that baffles me. She just appears thick! There are some deep conversations that people just don't need to have, but she insists on instigating them. Her chats with Carole are cringesome and she is slowly losing faith with the other housemates. She's out of there - "Deal With It Tracey"!!

Ziggy - I have been saving this up for some time now but I am going to rip into this seedy little person. He does not have one likeable element about him anymore - me me me me me me me me! Poor Chanelle - so young and naive just doesn't get it. He appears to be so cool, calm and collected but in my opinion he is the most insecure and confused of anyone in that house. Go away Ziggy - you would be my first and second choice for nominations this week.

Right I feel so much better now I have got all that off my chest. It has been an interesting weekend in the house and I'm also looking forward to receiving some comments and profiles from our new number one fan, Laura from Scotland. Lovely lass!

Check back tomorrow for an update - keep checking this site as we're updating it constantly. www.bbfreakshow.co.uk.

See you later.

Mark :-)