Wednesday, 20 June 2007

Day Twenty One

Good afternoon rat fans! Here is today's installment of the BB Freak Show blog. Today I will be focusing on the 4 new housemates and the nominations.

Lots and lots occurring at the moment in the house and it's just simmering nicely, already to explode into a foray of evil and horribleness! Well that's what they must be hoping for at Channel 4 to boost the ratings.

Yesterday we saw the nomination process take place and to be honest I don't think they should have let Billi, Jonathan, Liam and Brian nominate. They don't know the people well enough - it's just not fair I hear you scream!

Anyway who will we be saying adios to this week? God I hope it's Carole - she is nothing more than pathetic. In the famous words of Nikki - 'who is she?!' Come on voting public - do the right thing and get her out of there. It's the humanest thing to do - you would shoot a dying animal at the side of the road wouldn't you?

Why does everyone hate Jonathan? He seems nice enough, very self assured and yet noone is really taking to him. I think most people can't see past the fact that he is loaded! People can get very intimidated by successful businessmen as Garry and myself have the same problems! He will not go this Friday and if he can form some alliances in there, he could make it to last week.

Seany the last up for nomination this week is a good choice. He makes me feel sick - if it was between Carole and Seany, Carole would have to go first, but ideally I would like to see a double eviction and watch him leave as well! He was saying something on last night's show that was totally incomprehensible to me - Channel 4 please may we have permanent subtitles when he is speaking?!

Okay so I have discussed Jonathan, but what about the other 3 new boys on the block? Nicky is definitely in love with Liam, but apart from his fascination with trees, nothing really clicks with him to anyone. I was quite surprised to see Sam nominating him, but he is just like a lamb to the slaughter in my mind! He won't stay the course, but will Nicky remove the chip from her shoulder and at least allow some kind of contact to give us something good to watch?!

Billi should be and quite possibly is, a gay man! However, he seems intensely set on winning Chanelle's affections and after her little bust up with Gerry in which Ziggy could not comfort her, she may be looking elsewhere. At least they have something in common - they can talk about hair and make up to fill in those boring daytime hours!

And finally Brian! I just don't trust him - he looks shifty and he seems to be letching all the time (a man after my own heart, but at least I do it more openly!). After the nominations, I just thought that this guy has got a game plan, and although he comes across as being one can short of a six pack, he will be safe until someone else, other than Jonathan, picks up on him!

Well there you go then. Another day and another blog. If you are reading this, please let us know you are reading it by leaving a comment or three. Hell if you say something remotely interesting you may even be asked on to our next live podcast as a guest speaker. BB fans - fame beckons - Carpe Diem!

I'm off now to call '09011 21 22 02' a hundred thousand times to ensure that moany old goat leaves on Friday! It will be the best £25,000 I've ever spent. Ciao!

Mark :-)

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