Day Seventeen

I have just this minute got back from a stag weekend in Nottingham and I have to say that Big Brother is being talked about there in great detail. In fact I'm even thinking of setting up BB Freak Show's headquarters there as BB fan capital of England!

Anyway, I thought I would pop on a little posting today as I've been letting Garry do all the work the last couple of days! I am beginning now to really enjoy Big Brother. The four new housemates going in on Friday have so changed the dynamic in the house! I am going to give you my 'on the couch' profiles now as I see each housemate;-

Amanda & Sam are still really just feeling their way in the house. They have established a 'likable' factor that surely will ensure that they will both be there until the final week. They are so uncertain of their opinions and are always feeding off other housemates, but nonetheless they have grown on me - their parents should be proud.

Billie - what a complete and utter nonce! I just want to run into the house and go and mess up that pathetic hair of his - get over yourself mate and try and enjoy the experience instead of your appearance - shallow bastard!

Brian - He has settled in well already and is very involved in everything that is going on. He probably realises that he looks older than he is, so he is going to try and do everything he can to endear himself to the younger posse in the house.

Carole - just what does anyone see in this woman!?! She has no charisma, and just is the listen lady of the house. I saw her dance once (well actually I just felt the tremors in Tunbridge Wells) but apart from that I think she feels so out of place in that house. Surely a favourite to leave very soon.

Chanelle - oh dear Chanelle - what are you doing trying to get even closer to Ziggy? He will use you and spit you out like some mouldy tortilla within 3 months. Chanelle is very exuberant and I think she has a danger of letting this get out of hand sometimes - she wants to be liked TOO much on occasions. She has to tread carefully - we don't want another paranoid freak like Nikki!

Charley - biggest chip on a shoulder I have ever seen. She is a vile, spiteful and poisonous woman that appears to be a worse aggravator than the bubonic plague was in the medieval times! (you may have gathered that I don't like her?!).

Gerry - still a potential winner in my mind. He has settled in well with most of the housemates and he sees black as black and white as white. He is obviously a little disappointed with his non-gay male friends, but he is already showing he has a serious side as well as fun.

Jonathan - quite frankly this guy should be prime minister! He is so funny with some of the comments he comes out with! He seems very sure of himself and is extremely confident - you wouldn't expect anything else for a 49 year old man, but did seem very uncomfortable discussing his 'love life'. He has a lot more to give to the house so he will be there for a while.

Laura - I woke up this morning and was watching BB Live - Laura had just arisen from her pit and to be honest after a night out drinking, the last thing I wanted to see first thing in the morning was her walking around semi-naked wrapped in a green blanket! She is not nice - she is trying to hard to make friends as I think she has realised that as each day goes by, she is becoming more and more unpopular. Moaning and whinging will not win votes.

Liam - haven't really seen much to this guy that makes me want to dislike him. He seems to be quite intelligent and may already realise that he won't have all the ladies eating out the palm of his hand, with the exception maybe of Charley - but she just wants the sympathy vote! He seems very self assured and I think he fancies Chanelle!! Watch this space...

Nicky - I really can't work this cryptic clue out! One moment she is nice, the next she turns into this controlling freak! She knows what she wants, and if she doesn't get her own way the dummy comes out of the pram! She may go another couple of weeks, but there are too many people that will nominate her as soon as they get a chance!

Seany - after his over zealous display since coming into the house, he seems to have calmed down and taken more of a back seat - he knows how to play the game and he will be around for some time. Still a very strange character, and slightly worrying though. We can't all be perfect!

Tracey - in a complete world of her own and is something that baffles me. She just appears thick! There are some deep conversations that people just don't need to have, but she insists on instigating them. Her chats with Carole are cringesome and she is slowly losing faith with the other housemates. She's out of there - "Deal With It Tracey"!!

Ziggy - I have been saving this up for some time now but I am going to rip into this seedy little person. He does not have one likeable element about him anymore - me me me me me me me me! Poor Chanelle - so young and naive just doesn't get it. He appears to be so cool, calm and collected but in my opinion he is the most insecure and confused of anyone in that house. Go away Ziggy - you would be my first and second choice for nominations this week.

Right I feel so much better now I have got all that off my chest. It has been an interesting weekend in the house and I'm also looking forward to receiving some comments and profiles from our new number one fan, Laura from Scotland. Lovely lass!

Check back tomorrow for an update - keep checking this site as we're updating it constantly. www.bbfreakshow.co.uk.

See you later.

Mark :-)