Day Sixteen

Somehow we missed yesterdays blog update, it must have been the excitement of 4 new housemates entering but before we get to that how have the others been getting on?

Well as per usual plenty of moaning and arguing the highlight being Shabnam stealing Carole's toilet paper and getting caught, now if I were Carole (not that I would want to be) I would have reacted the same, yes I am supprting her moaning and shouting this time. When your luxury quilted paper is running low and you all have rations you cant go stealing someone elses and expect them to be fine about it.

I couldnt believe that Shabnam then tried to turn the arguemnt around an blame Carole. Then of course things got worse with the accusations of Shabnam stealing Bananas, although the boys singing Bananananana continuously was just superb they kept it up but Charley and Shabs managed to ignore it. It has to be said that Shabnam's exit last night can only be good for the group as things will possible calm down a little although we of course still have Charley to stir things up.

So four new boys (sorry three boys and a middle aged man) have entered the house, Brian is scary, was he on something last night? Is he all there? and is her really a 50 year old man very badly posing as a 19 year old?
Billi the model with a large nose, whats that all about although Davina never mentioned what he models perhaps its washing up gloves!!

Liam seems sane which makes a change for the inmates and has certainly caught the attention of the twins so watch this space and all I can say is what is multi millionarie Jonathan doing in there, I predict he will bore us all so eviction looms or he will become a walker.

Just one other thing nobody seemed to mention the bed situation last night, if we keep increasing inmates like this we will all soon be singing "There were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over roll over"

Just a quick note, we had out first skypecast on BB last night which proved succesful, we found a potential future contestant in the form of Laura from Scotland, watch the website for news of our next skypecast and come join in, with a bit of luck Laura will be there to brighten up everyones day.

Be back here soon

Gaz :-)

Day Fourteen

Well what a day and where to start, well firstly can I just say that Carole is a miserable old cow, she moans and moans and moans, just stop it Carole or just bugger off to where ever you came from.

Anyway what a great start to the day, kippers for breakfast but a group of ungrateful housemates, now I am not one to enojoy a kipper for breakfast or just about anytime of the day but is something extra from BB so they should apreciate it.

So onto the task, it was just fantastic lets dress everyone up as a sardine and pop them in a tin, simple and lets be honest even if you dont like fish I am sure you can manage to lay there for a few hours, straight away we hear the moaning begin from everyone and Carole of course with her monotonous tone in the background, have you heard so many screams as they got into the tin, what was the issue the fish were dead and they had to lay there, was not exactly difficult well I say it serves them right that they failed.

Then things get even better, no access to the bathroom because Gerry discussed nominations with Ziggy, I bet the smell of fish was just delightful around the house.

So the general moaning continues and then Chanelle has some toast and Nicky goes off on one, were they all planning on sharing one slice of toast the next day for breakfast!! I know that food is an issue but calm down Nicky let them eat, run out of food and then they will learn to be more careful.

And so evening comes to the big brother house and what happens? I know Charley talks nonsense and causes an arguement, she tells Nicky that she doesnt have a game and then when she hears Nicky telling the group denys it and goes into one. I dont think I have heard anyone ever speak so many words in one minute, does she have time to take a breath? I have a feeling that the reason so much nonsense comes out of her mouth is because her brain does not have chance to analyze what she is saying, is a shame there were no kippers left, they could have shoved one in her mouth and shut her up.

Right thats enough for today, I'm off for a slice of toast

Day Thirteen

For one reason or another I seem to have lost touch with goings on in the house for 24 hours! I’m sure I’ve been watching but nothing has been really going in! Things are definitely hotting up for our housemates. Ziggy & Chanelle seem to be bonding extremely well, but I have no doubt it’s going to end in tears.

Ziggy is a self obsessed, arrogant fool and Chanelle is falling for his charm - open your eyes Chanelle and you will see him for what we do. He talks alot and the one word that crops up within every other sentence is - Me Me Me Me Me Me Me!

Gerry is making progress in securing the public confidence in him - his excellent probing of the housemates, and the way he speaks to people, is a genius ploy to make himself liked. Stay away from Seany though Gerry because there is just something that doesn’t fit with him at the moment. We all want Gerry to hook up with Darius after the show has finished!

One thing I forgot to mention about Chanelle is ‘please stop trying to be like Nikki from last year’. You can never fill those shoes and it’s sometimes cringesome to watch you ranting and raving. It didn’t work if you remember Chanelle? Nikki came forth so just tone it down a bit.

So what about the rest of the rabble - I was impressed with Sam & Amanda’s nomination reasoning - I never knew they had it in them! Very sensible and who is going this week? Carole, Shabnam or Tracey? Firm favourite to leave has to be Shabs, but my personal vote will be going to Carole!

How on earth has Charley escaped nomination? On a wing and a prayer! Don’t start pushing the panic buttons though…..her time will come.

Gerry & Chanelle are my favourites to win at the moment - but this can change, just like one of Nicky’s moods!!

Be good.

Mark

Day Twelve

I know it’s Day Thirteen - but if Big Brother gets a day off on Saturday then I’m allowed a day off on Sunday.

Auf Weidershen Lesley - I have to say I was never in agreement with Gaz on her potential to win this year. She was never going to stick it out and I feel that the longer she stayed in there, the more the housemates would start to resent her constant whinging and moaning about anything that she didn’t understand. Good riddance Lesley - fame awaits someone with real sparkle!

As for the new housemates? Ok I will start with Gerry - I am beginning to warm to his personality as he seems to know exactly what he is doing in there and I can easily see him walking away as champion if he plays his cards right. It was fantastic to see Ziggy’s initial reaction when Gerry walked in - it was like - ‘Why are you doing this to me Big Brother’? He wanted a real man - not some girly girl that was going to add to the feminine activity in the house.

Even better was he reaction to Seany. When he told Seany that he was happy that he had someone ‘normal’ to talk to in the house was a relief. Little did Ziggy know at this time was Seany was as gay as Gerry! Fanastic Ziggy - you really do not have much of a brain cell do you?

Anyway hats off to him for getting hold of Chanelle in the garden toilet. It won’t be long before those two will be doing things they swore they would never do on live TV. It makes me laugh - if you don’t mean something, don’t say it because it changes everyone’s perception of you!

As for Seany - I physically feel nauseous every time I hear his voice. It makes me want to put my hand down his throat and rip out his vocal chords. Ok maybe that’s a bit far fetched, but I can’t stand the man. He is going to cause so much trouble in that house and I can’t see him staying there for much longer than a couple of weeks - a couple of weeks too many if you ask me.

I do believe however that Seany & Gerry have made a fantastic decision in voting for the twins to be the only other two that will nominate this week. They are honest, and naive and I can see everyone now kissing up to them to ensure they are safe for another week. The beauty of it all is that Sam & Amanda probably don’t have a clue who they will nominate at this stage so in all their innocence I’m sure they will now start to play the game to see what they can gain from this week of power that has been handed to them.

I’m not sure in which direction Big Brother is headed now - one thing I am sure of is that the direction did change on Friday night and only time will tell for us to know if it went the right way for us all.

Mark

Day Eleven

What a day yesterday, the inmates awoke to the news that Emily had left, what a relief to all of us. Lesley was in her element summoning everyone to the seating area to listen to the news, as the day went on and she was talking to the twins and Laura the headmistress in her really began to surface but I think the girls actually appreciated it, they just needed some reassurance.

Well for 24 hours we were all feeling for Charley and actually thought she handled the situation well, then she has to go and spoil it by announcing how she will be appearing across all the newspapers, poor poor Charley she wants the fame too much, talk about her 15 minutes of fame - in reality this will probably be more like 90 seconds!

The rest of the day was fairly mundane until the new boys arrived (boys may not be the word), first we had Gerry the 31 year old, sorry I mean 29 Greek gay guy, it was like Darius on helium, I hear you cry you would rather a Gareth Gates lookalike well theres still time, initial thoughts were what are we putting in but within minutes the girls were cooing around him, already the favourite on Betfair we could have found a star in Gerry.

Just as I had managed to wipe all memories of Mick Hucknall from my head, the dreaded Seany arrives, what are Big Brother thinking? He is living in an 80’s time warp, says he is 25, more like 35, and claims to pick people up at tube stations, I am assuming this is in the dark or perhaps he preys on the partially sited and vulnerable? If I were Ziggy I would be very worried, he can’t be in a room alone with Seany we don’t know what he will do to him!!

***BREAKING NEWS***

As I am writing up today’s Blog, tragic news has come to light! Lesley has walked from the house! This is terrible firstly because I had money on her to win (madness I hear you cry), and secondly because she was becoming more and more interesting and I honestly believe she could have won us all over. Still the good news is I predict her appearing on Loose Women in a matter of weeks, we haven’t seen the last of her.

Check back soon as with Gerry and Seany in the house am sure things are going to get interesting.

Gaz